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Albums

• Freak Out! - 1966
• Absolutely Free - 1967
• We're Only In It For The Money - 1968
• Lumpy Gravy - 1968
• Cruising With Ruben And The Jets - 1968
• Cruising With Ruben & The Jets - 1968
• Burnt Weeny Sandwich - 1969
• Hot Rats - 1969
• Uncle Meat - 1969
• Weasels Ripped My Flesh - 1970
• Chunga's Revenge - 1970
• You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 6 - 1970
• Fillmore East: June 1971 - 1971
• 200 Motels - 1971
• Just Another Band From L.a. - 1972
• Just Another Band from L. a. - 1972
• Waka^Jawaka - 1972
• The Grand Wazoo - 1973
• Over-nite Sensation - 1973
• Roxy & Elsewhere - 1974
• Apostrophe - 1974
• One Size Fits All - 1975
• Bongo Fury - 1975
• Zoot Allures - 1976
• Zappa in New York - 1978
• Studio Tan - 1978
• Orchestral Favorites - 1979
• Sheik Yerbouti - 1979
• Joe's Garage - 1979
• Sleep Dirt - 1979
• Tinsel Town Rebellion - 1981
• Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar - 1981
• You Are What You Is - 1981
• Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch - 1982
• Baby Snakes - 1983
• Man from Utopia - 1983
• London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1 - 1983
• Thing-fish - 1984
• The Perfect Stranger - 1984
• Them or Us - 1984
• Fz Meets The Mothers of Prevention - 1985
• Does Humor Belong in Music ? - 1986
• Broadway The Hardway - 1988
• You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4 - 1991
• You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 5 - 1992
• Ahead of Their Time - 1993
• Zappa: The Yellow Shark - 1993
• Civilization Phaze Iii - 1994

Songs

• 200 Motels Finale
• 200 Years Old
• Absolutely Free
• Advance Romance
• Advance Romance (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 3 )
• Aerobics In Bondage
• Agency Man
• Alien Orifice
• Alley Cat
• Amen
• America Drinks
• America Drinks Goes Home
• Amnerika
• Amnesia Vivace
• Andy
• Anything
• Any Downers?
• Any Kind of Pain
• Any Way The Wind Blows
• Any Way The Wind Blows (in Album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
• Apostrophe
• Apostrophe(')
• Approximate
• Are You Hung Up?
• Are You Upset?
• Artificial Rhonda
• Attack! Attack! Attack!
• Aybe Sea
• A Different Octave
• A Few Moments With Brother A. West
• A Game of Cards
• A Kayak (on Snow)
• A Little Green Rosetta
• A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
• A Pig With Wings
• A Pound for a Brown
• A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
• A Pound For A Brown (on The Bus)
• A Token of My Extreme
• A Tunnel Into Muck
• A Very Nice Body
• A Vicious Circle
• Babbette
• Baby Snakes
• Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
• Bacon Fat
• Baked-bean Boogie
• Bamboozled by Love
• Beat It With Your Fist
• Beat The Reaper
• Beauty Knows No Pain
• Be-bop Tango
• Be-bop Tango (of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
• Be in My Video
• Big Leg Emma
• Big Swifty
• Billy The Mountain
• Black Napkins
• Black Page #2
• Blessed Relief
• Bobby Brown
• Bobby Brown Goes Down
• Bogus Pomp
• Bow Tie Daddy
• Briefcase Boogie
• Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
• Brown Moses
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in Album Tinseltown Rebellion)
• Buffalo Voice
• Building A Girl
• Bwana Dik
• Call Any Vegetable
• Call Any Vegetable (in Album Just Another Band From L.a.)
• Camarillo Brillo
• Canard Du Jour
• Canarsie
• Can't Afford No Shoes
• Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
• Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4)
• Carol, You Fool
• Catholic Girls
• Centerville
• Chana in De Bushwop
• Charles Ives
• Charlie's Enormous Mouth
• Charva
• Cheap Thrills
• Cheepnis
• Chocolate Halvah
• Chunga's Revenge
• Church Chat
• City of Tiny Lites
• City Of Tiny Lites (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 5)
• Cletus Awreetus-awrightus
• Clowns on Velvet
• Cocaine Decisions
• Cocaine Decisions (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 3)
• Cock-suckers' Ball
• Cold Light Generation
• Concentration Moon
• Conehead
• Cops Buns
• Cosmik Debris
• Crew Slut
• Cruising for Burgers
• Cruisin' For Burgers
• Cucamonga
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dance Contest
• Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
• Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
• Dancin' Fool
• Dark Water!
• Deathless Horsie
• Debra Kadabra
• Dental Hygeine Dilemma
• Deseri
• Dew on The Newts We Got
• Dickie's Such An Asshole
• Didja Get Any Onya?
• Dinah-moe-hum
• Dinah Moe Humm
• Dio Fa
• Directly from My Heart to You
• Dirty Love
• Disco Boy
• Diseases of The Band
• Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
• Dog Breath
• Dog Breath, in The Year of The Plague
• Dog Breath Variations
• Dong Work for Yuda
• Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
• Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
• Doreen
• Doreen (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 5)
• Do You Like My New Car?
• Drafted Again
• Drop Dead
• Drowning Witch
• Drowning Witch (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 3)
• Drums Are Too Noisy
• Duke of Prunes
• Dumb All Over
• Dummy Up
• Dupree's Paradise
• Dwarf Nebula Professional March & Dwarf Nebula
• Easy Meat
• Eat That Question
• Echidna's Arf
• Echidna's Arf (of You)
• Eddie, Are You Kidding?
• Electric Aunt Jemima
• Elvis Has Just Left The Building
• Emperor Of Ohio
• Envelopes
• Envelops The Bath Tub
• Epilogue
• Evelyn, a Modified Dog
• Excentrifugal Forz
• Exercise #4
• Farther O'blivion
• Father O'blivion
• Fifty-fifty
• Filthy Habits
• Find Her Finer
• Fine Girl
• Five-five-five
• Flakes
• Flambay
• Florentine Pogen
• Flower Punk
• Flowing Inside-out
• Food Gathering In Post-industrial America, 1992
• For Calvin
• For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
• For The Young Sophisticate
• Fountain of Love
• Friendly Little Finger
• Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
• F.z./jcb Drum Duet
• F. Z. /jcb Drum Duet
• Galoot Up-date
• Gee, I Like Your Pants
• Geneva Farewell
• German Lunch
• Get A Life
• Get a Little
• Get Whitey
• Girl In The Magnesium Dress
• Goblin Girl
• God Bless America
• Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
• Gross Man
• G-spot Tornado
• Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
• Happy Together
• Harder Than Your Husband
• Harry-as-a-boy
• Harry Rhonda
• Harry, You're A Beast
• Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
• Heavenly Bank Account
• Heavy Duty Judy
• Help, I'm A Rock
• Here Lies Love
• He's So Gay
• He Used to Cut The Grass
• Hog Heaven
• Holding The Group Back
• Holiday in Berlin
• Holiday In Berlin, Full Blown
• Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
• Hot-plate Heaven at The Green Hotel
• Hot Poop
• Hot & Putrid
• How Could I Be Such a Fool
• How Could I Be Such A Fool (in Album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
• How The Pigs' Music Works
• H.r. 2911
• Hungry Freaks, Daddy
• Ian Underwood Whips It Out
• If Only She Woulda
• If We'd All Been Living In California...
• Igor's Boogie, Phase One
• Igor's Boogie, Phase Two
• Iii Revised
• I'm A Band Leader
• I'm a Beautiful Guy
• I'm Not Satisfied
• I'm Not Satisfied (in Album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
• I'm So Cute
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• I'm The Slime
• Inca Roads
• Intro Rap
• Intro The Yellow Shark
• Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
• Invocation & Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin
• In France
• Is This Guy Kidding Or What?
• It Can't Happen Here
• It Just Might Be a One-shot Deal
• It Must Be A Camel
• I Ain't Got No Heart
• I Ain't Got No Heart (in Album Tinseltown Rebellion)
• I Come from Nowhere
• I Don't Even Care
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• I Had A Dream About That
• I Have Been in You
• I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth
• I Was In A Drum
• I Wish Moterhead Would Come Back
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Jcb Kansas on The Bus #1
• Jcb Kansas on The Bus #2
• Jelly Roll Gum Drop
• Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
• Jewish Princess
• Jezebel Boy
• Joe's Garage
• Johnny Darling
• Jonestown
• Jones Crusher
• Jumbo Go Away
• Just One More Time
• Kangaroos
• Keep It Greasey
• Keep It Greasy
• Kenny's Booger Story
• King Kong
• King Kong 2
• King Kong 3
• King Kong 4
• King Kong 5
• King Kong 6
• King Kong Itself
• Later That Night
• Latex Solar Beef
• Lemme Take You to The Beach
• Let's Make The Water Turn Black
• Let's Move To Cleveland
• Like It or Not
• Lisa's Life Story
• Little Beige Sambo
• Little Girl of Mine
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
• Little House I Used to Live In
• Little House I Used To Live In (in Album Fillmore East )
• Little Rubber Girl
• Little Umbrellas
• Lobster Girl
• Lonely Little Girl
• Lonely Person Devices
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Lonesome Cowboy Nando
• Lonesome Electric Turkey
• Lost in a Whirlpool
• Louie Louie
• Love of My Life
• Love Story
• Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
• Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
• Lumpy Gravy I
• Magdalena
• Magic Fingers
• Make A Sex Noise
• Manx Needs Women
• Man With The Woman Head
• Marqueson's Chicken
• Mary Lou
• Meow
• Moggio
• Mom Dad
• Montana
• Montana (whipping Floss)
• More Trouble Every Day
• Motherly Love
• Mother People
• Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
• Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
• Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B Flat
• Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation Part 1
• Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation Part 2
• Mo 'n' Herb's Vacation Part 3
• Mr. Green Genes
• Ms. Pinky
• Mudd Club
• Mudd Club (in Album Thing-fish)
• Muffin Man
• Murder by Numbers
• Mysterioso
• Mystery Roach
• My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
• My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4)
• My Head?
• Nanook Rubs It
• Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
• Naval Aviation In Art
• Navanax
• Nig Biz
• Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
• None Of The Above
• Now You See It, Now You Don't
• No Not Now
• No Not Now (in Album Thing-fish)
• No, No Cherry
• No Waiting for The Peanuts to Dissolve
• Nyc Halloween Audience
• N-lite
• Oh No
• Oh-umm
• Once Upon a Time
• One Man, One Vote
• On The Bus
• Our Bizarre Relationship
• Outrage At Valdez
• Outside Now
• Outside Now Again
• Outside Now (in Album Broadway The Hard Way)
• Overture To A Holiday In Berlin
• Packard Goose
• Panty Rap
• Peaches En Regalia
• Peaches Iii
• Pedro's Dowry
• Penguin in Bondage
• Penguin In Bondage (in Album Does Humor Belong In Music)
• Penis Dimension
• Pentagon Afternoon
• Piano/drum Duet
• Pick Me, I'm Clean
• Pink Napkins
• Pinocchio's Furniture
• Planet of My Dreams
• Planet of The Baritone Women
• Plastic People
• Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
• Porn Wars
• Pound For A Brown
• Po-jama People
• Prelude To King Kong
• Prelude to The Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
• Progress?
• Project X
• Prologue
• Promiscuous
• Proto-minimalism
• Punky's Whips
• Put A Little Motor In 'em
• Put A Motor In Yourself
• Pygmy Twylite
• Pygmy Twylyte
• Questi Cazzi Di Piccione
• Rat Tomago
• Rdnzl
• Reagan At Bitburg
• Redneck Eats
• Regyptian Strut
• Religious Superstition
• Return of The Hunch-back Duke
• Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar
• Revised Music For Guitar And Low Budget Orchestra
• Rhymin' Man
• Ride My Face to Chicago
• Right There
• Road Ladies
• Ronnie's Booger Story
• Ronnie Sings?
• Room Service
• Rubber Shirt
• Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
• Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
• Ruthie-ruthie
• Ruth Is Sleeping
• Sad Jane
• Saliva Can Only Take So Much
• Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
• San Ber'dino
• Satumaa
• Satumaa (finnish Tango)
• Scrutinizer Postlude
• Secular Humanism
• Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
• Sex
• Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
• Sharleena
• She Painted up Her Face
• Ship Ahoy
• Shove It Right In
• Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar
• Shut Up 'n' Play Yer Guitar Some More
• Sinister Footwear Ii
• Sleeping in a Jar
• Sleep Dirt
• Smell My Beard
• Soap 'n' Old Clothes
• Society Pages
• Sofa
• Sofa #1
• Sofa #2
• Soft-sell Conclusion
• Someplace Else Right Now
• Son Of Mr. Green Genes
• Son of Orange County
• Son of Suzy Creamcheese
• Spider of Destiny
• Status Back Baby
• Stevie's Spanking
• Stick It Out
• Stick Together
• Stinkfoot
• Stink Foot
• Stolen Moments
• Strictly Genteel
• Strictly Genteel (the Finale)
• Stucco Homes
• Stuff up The Cracks
• St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
• Suicide Chump
• Sweet Leilani
• Sy Borg
• Take Me Out to The Ball Game
• Take Your Clothes Off
• Take Your Clothes Off when You Dance
• Tears Began to Fall
• Teenage Wind
• Teen-age Prostitute
• Teen-age Wind
• Telephone Conversation
• Tell Me You Love Me
• Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
• That Evil Prince
• That Would Be The End Of That
• Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
• Theme from The 3rd Mvmt of & Quot;Sinister Footwear & Quot ;
• Them or Us
• They Made Me Eat It
• The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
• The Air
• The Blackouts
• The Black Page
• The Black Page #2
• The Black Page Drum Solo/black Page #1
• The Blue Light
• The Booger Man
• The Central Scrutinizer
• The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
• The Clap
• The Closer You Are
• The Crab-grass Baby
• The Dangerous Kitchen
• The Dead Girls of London
• The Dick Kunc Story
• The Dog Breath Variations
• The Downtown Talent Scout
• The Duke of Prunes
• The Duke Regains His Chops
• The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
• The Evil Prince
• The Florida Airport Tape
• The Girl's Dream
• The Girl In The Magnesium Dress
• The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
• The Grand Wazoo
• The Groupie Routine
• The Gumbo Variations
• The Idiot Bastard Son
• The Illinois Enema Bandit
• The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
• The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
• The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
• The Legend Of The Golden Arches
• The Little March
• The Madison Panty-sniffing Festival
• The Mammy Nuns
• The Man from Utopia
• The Man from Utopia Meets Mary Lou
• The Massive Improve'lence
• The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
• The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in Album Thing-fish)
• The M.o.i. Anti-smut Loyalty Oath
• The Mud Shark
• The Nancy Mary Music
• The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
• The Orange County Lumber Truck
• The Perfect Stranger
• The Pigs' Music
• The Poodle Lecture
• The Purple Lagoon/approximate
• The Radio is Broken
• The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
• The Return of The Son of Monster Magnet
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
• The 'torchum' Never Stops
• The Torture Never Stops
• The Torture Never Stops (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4)
• The Uncle Meat Variations
• The Untouchables
• The Voice of Cheese
• The White Boy Troubles
• Thirteen
• This Ain't Cnn
• This Is All Wrong
• This Is Phaze Iii
• This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
• Tiger Roach
• Times Beach Ii
• Times Beach Iii
• Time is Money
• Tink Walks Amok
• Tinseltown Rebellion
• Tinsel-town Rebellion
• Tiny Sick Tears
• Titties Beer
• Titties 'n' Beer
• Toads of The Short Forest
• Touring Can Make You Crazy
• Tracy Is A Snob
• Transylvania Boogie
• Treacherous Cretins
• Trouble Every Day
• Trouble Every Day (in Album Does Humor Belong In Music)
• Trouble Every Day (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 5)
• Truck Driver Divorce
• Tryin' to Grow a Chin
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• Tush Tush Tush
• Tush Tush Tush (a Token Of My Extreme)
• Twenty Small Cigars
• Uncle Bernie's Farm
• Uncle Meat
• Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Part 1
• Uncle Meat Film Excerpt, Part 2
• Uncle Meat; Main Title Theme
• Uncle Remus
• Undaunted Band Plays On
• Undaunted, The Band Plays On
• Underground Freak-out Music
• Valarie
• Valley Girl
• Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
• Very Distraughtening
• Village of The Sun
• Waffenspiel
• Waka/jawaka
• Watermelon in Easter Hay
• Weasels Ripped My Flesh
• Welcome To The United States
• We're Turning Again
• Wet T-shirt Nite
• We Are Not Alone
• We Can Shoot You
• We Gotta Get Into Something Real
• What's New In Baltimore?
• What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
• What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (reprise)
• What Ever Happened to All The Fun in The World
• What Kind Of Girl?
• What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• When The Lie's So Big
• Where's Our Equipment?
• Where Is Johnny Velvet?
• While You Were Out
• Whippin' Post
• Whippin' Post (in Album Does Humor Belong In Music)
• White Person
• White Ugliness
• Who Are The Brain Police?
• Who Needs The Peace Corps?
• Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
• Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
• Why Don't You Like Me?
• Why Johnny Can't Read
• Why Not?
• Wild Love
• Willie The Pimp
• Willie The Pimp (in Album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol 4)
• Willie The Pimp, Part Two
• Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
• Wind up Workin' in The Gas Station
• Wistful With a Fist-full
• Wonderful Wino
• Won Ton On
• Would You Go All The Way?
• Would You Like A Snack?
• Wowie Zowie
• Wplj
• Xmas Values
• Ya Hozna
• You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
• You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
• Your Mouth
• You Are What You Is
• You Are What You Is (in Album Thing-fish)
• You Call That Music?
• You Didn't Try To Call Me
• You Didn't Try To Call Me (in Album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
• Yo Cats
• Yo' Mama
• Zolar Czakl
• Zomby Woof
• Zoot Allures
• "no No No"
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